What is up with the people who write cards? Who works for Hallmark? I was trying to buy a card today out of desperation and very poor planning for a very important person's birthday. Then I realized that some hooligan over at Hallmark actually gets paid to write the ridiculous things that are printed on cards. I am not going to say his salary is money that could be used feed the poor, because that is obvious. More interesting, however, is the idea of feeding that employee to the starving folk and using the money to buy the world's emotional integrity back.
Please, Hallmark, stop trying to artificially spray sappy emotional moments over everything. Also, everyone knows that if there is a censored naked person on the cover of the card, they will not be more naked inside the card.
Let us have a home made card uprising and revolt against store-bought cards (and all the other bad things like hate crime).
Stick it to the man.
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