The Polyphonic Spree

Amidst my 6 hours of procrastinating between 5:00 p.m and 11:00 p.m this evening, I came across an interesting musical act called The Polyphonic Spree. They come across as some religious cult & Charles Manson fusion. According to many defensive youtubers,however, this is not the case.

Their original material is worth checking out (try "Light and Day" as well as "It's the sun"). If you this is not enlightening enough or in no way Jesus worthy, then just check out their cover of Nirvana's Lithium at the link below. They may have made the song better than Kurt Cobain did. In his defense, he's Kurt Cobain.
Chill zone.

Lithium cover:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7vzUh_55x2M&feature=related

Land Lords

I have been shopping around for an apartment recently, and I can't help but notice that no land lord seems to come across as an average guy. Today, I had to go in to a mattress store to ask for the phone to call a guy called Babou who ended up being intimidating in a small way.

Ironically, here is a photo of a character called "Babu" from Seinfeld whom Jerry has deported.
I'm asking all the land lords of the world to stop being sketchy.
If this story does not seem to be in any way reminiscent of your own experience, please tell me why this continuously happens to me?
Thus far I have had a mob boss and a yuppie for land lords.

People Who Write Cards

All right,

What is up with the people who write cards? Who works for Hallmark? I was trying to buy a card today out of desperation and very poor planning for a very important person's birthday. Then I realized that some hooligan over at Hallmark actually gets paid to write the ridiculous things that are printed on cards. I am not going to say his salary is money that could be used feed the poor, because that is obvious. More interesting, however, is the idea of feeding that employee to the starving folk and using the money to buy the world's emotional integrity back.

Please, Hallmark, stop trying to artificially spray sappy emotional moments over everything. Also, everyone knows that if there is a censored naked person on the cover of the card, they will not be more naked inside the card.

Let us have a home made card uprising and revolt against store-bought cards (and all the other bad things like hate crime).

Stick it to the man.

To The Internet

Dear Internet,

I feel that you should know you are the cause for my failure to get any work done past 9:00 P.M. on any given day. That being said, your ability to make procrastination feel rewarding is much appreciated.

We should have tea some time.