Land Lords

I have been shopping around for an apartment recently, and I can't help but notice that no land lord seems to come across as an average guy. Today, I had to go in to a mattress store to ask for the phone to call a guy called Babou who ended up being intimidating in a small way.

Ironically, here is a photo of a character called "Babu" from Seinfeld whom Jerry has deported.
I'm asking all the land lords of the world to stop being sketchy.
If this story does not seem to be in any way reminiscent of your own experience, please tell me why this continuously happens to me?
Thus far I have had a mob boss and a yuppie for land lords.